[RightWingNilla]

New Testaments who affords eternal salvation to all those who believe in His Son, Jesus Christ.

Oh crap, I just remembered. My wife is Jewish.

Now what? Can I still be president?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Oh crap, I just remembered. My wife is Jewish. Now what? Can I still be president?

Of course. It's my belief that God loves the Jews as His first chosen people. Christ was a Jew; Mary was a Jew; Joseph was a Jew; David was a Jew; Moses was a Jew; Woody Allen is a Jew...

Mozel Tov.