Until they start making baby-shaped, baby-flavored tofu...I don't think he's interested.
"Yes sir...Mr English Colonel telling me to lose weight. Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim.... I ate a baby! Oh aye, baby it's what's for dinner, baby the other, other white meat."
"I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain...so get in my belly!"