At least the Turks were nice enough to leave behind their coffee as they scurried away from Wien, running for their lives. And the soldiers of the West were alert enough to notice the grounds as they patroled, um, the grounds. As a gesture of revenge, they decaffinated any Turk they could get their hands on.
But they discovered that some of the vanquished had the annoying custom of putting sauce on their Polish sausages, the result was Tartar Sauce...