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Business profile: 'I've never thrown a chair in my life'
Telegraph.co.uk ^ | 09/11/2005

Posted on 09/12/2005 2:09:10 PM PDT by Panerai

The chief executive of Microsoft responds to accusations that he threatened to kill Google and tells Martin Baker what it means to be Bill Gates's boss

Steve Ballmer is a very big man. And the chief executive of Microsoft, who is now Bill Gates's boss, no less, is having quite a big day, even by his own standards. We meet in Microsoft City, just outside Seattle, where Microsoft is formally announcing a range of products aimed at small and medium-sized companies, complete with the 12th version of its ubiquitous Office software.

Steve Ballmer: ‘It's gratifying to hear "good job" from Bill’ Analysts, hacks and customers have gathered to see the gods of the geek world do their stuff. The dress code is "business casual": chinos, not jeans; open-neck shirts, not T-shirts. The atmosphere is ruthlessly conformist. Sheepish smokers huddle outside. Inside, coffee, muffins, cheese snacks and salty nut mixes are in limitless supply as the conference hall monitors flick into life.

Our appointment is scheduled for early afternoon, after a morning's hard networking. The crisp, late-summer sun makes the buildings seem like cut-outs against a huge blue sky. This is the kind of gorgeously bleak cityscape that would have appealed to the painter Edward Hopper.

But that famous sense of isolation and meaninglessness doesn't come from figures trapped in their environment. That ambience has been created by the dehumanising language of the conference sessions. Gates, a grown man visibly upset that people in offices still use Post-It notes, intones: "The word 'dynamics' speaks to some very specific architectural capabilities" - this seems to be a claim that new software works quite well.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: balmer; google; microsoft

1 posted on 09/12/2005 2:09:17 PM PDT by Panerai
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To: Panerai
"Steve Ballmer is a very big man."

...with tiny, girly-man software to sell you.... (I'm kidding!)
2 posted on 09/12/2005 2:11:10 PM PDT by jdm
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To: Panerai

In before Rusty Turkey & Gore2000!


3 posted on 09/12/2005 2:11:44 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: Panerai
as the conference hall monitors flick into life.

"Hall monitors"?

Flashback! I have pictures of older kids sitting at a lone desk in the hall and questioning passersby during class time.

4 posted on 09/12/2005 2:12:25 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Panerai
Interesting, hyper-competitive fellow. I heard Ballmer speak one time, and "animated" does not begin to cover it - "frenzied" might - if we were locked in the same room I'd be reaching for my heater.

Did he say that stuff? I'd bet he did. Is he disturbed by it? I'd bet he is, mostly because he's the kind of guy who would view backsliding on a "no cussing" vow as a weakness.

5 posted on 09/12/2005 2:21:07 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

http://www.ntk.net/media/dancemonkeyboy.mpg


6 posted on 09/12/2005 2:26:58 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
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To: Billthedrill

Which section is Ballmer head of at MicroSoft?


7 posted on 09/12/2005 2:32:17 PM PDT by GarySpFc (Sneakypete, De Oppresso Liber)
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To: Panerai

Interesting. The charges came in a sworn affidavit, submitted under penalty of perjury. Ballmer's non-denial "denial" comes in a one-on-one with a friendly -- almost worshipful -- journalist.

In legal terms, the charge has not been rebutted. This is nothing but spin.

As far as Ballmer's energy, only his physician knows for sure, but the manic/crash cycle he's on certainly reminds me of some character deficiencies that our society keeps painting as illnesses....

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F


8 posted on 09/12/2005 2:39:55 PM PDT by Criminal Number 18F (Is it news, or is it CNN?)
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To: GarySpFc
Which section is Ballmer head of at MicroSoft?

Ballmer is the boss of the whole thing -- although Gates is "Chief Software Officer."

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

9 posted on 09/12/2005 2:42:51 PM PDT by Criminal Number 18F (Is it news, or is it CNN?)
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To: Panerai
You know, I have some videotape footage I took of the Microsoft Holiday Party from the early 1990's. Excellent party at the Convention Center in Seattle.

Ole Bill and Steve were just blasted. They were up on stage singing karaoke to 'Singing in the Rain'. If that wasn't bad enough, they broke into an encore. Madonna's Material Girl.

Little ole me got the WHOLE thing on videotape.

Wonder if any of the tabloid shows would be interested? Ha!
10 posted on 09/12/2005 4:15:31 PM PDT by enough
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