[King Prout]

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell was going through the judges' minds when they picked this thing.

probably an admixture of "kum-baaa-yaaaaaa" and "hey, let's poke the Red Staters in the eye"

[Windcatcher]

If that were true, can you even imagine what kind of soulless lib would do that to the passengers' families just get his little stab in at us? Kind of makes you understand what makes someone like Stalin tick -- almost.