Yes, please.
Okay but I will have to tone it down a bit.
Seems there was this guy who used to hunt male mountain lions for zoos and he had a helper, flex cuffs (no net), a big mean dog, and a pistol.
This guy from the zoo went with him and when they treed the mountain lion, the helper would climb up the tree, saw the limb off, the lion would fall out, the dog would grab the lion by its private parts, the lion would freeze and the the catcher would slip the flex cuffs on the lion and toss him in the back of the truck. After they had caught five lions in this way the man from the zoo asked what the gun was for. The catcher told him his helper insisted he carry the gun. Well the zoo guy saw no reason for the gun until the next lion was treed. Instead of cutting the limb off in time, the lion knocked the helper out of the tree, all the way down he was screaming, "Shoot the dog, shoot the dog".