Headline:
Bush - FEMA Midgets Responsible for Slow Response
Dateline Washington Sept. 10, 2005
President Bush said today through a spokesdwarf that a gang of midgets led by Sec. Brown (in a clever disguise -stilts!) actually led to the slow relief respose time. "Midgets have short arms and legs and cannot lift heavy packages like we stout dwarfs can!" said the spokesdwarf.
LOL!
Last night's "hurricane telethon" had Chris Rock spoofing the Kanye West comments, by saying, "George Bush hates midgets!" Co-inky-dink? I think NOT!