[Oztrich Boy]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Magan would be lost; the Magan would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Vosmer, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Vosmer's Isle.

[Graymatter]

...the Professor and Mauryan