They might be Rednecks.
You might be a Redneck if you throw food in an Olive garden if you've never eaten there before. If you've eaten there before your more likely a food critic from Bon Apetite Magazine.
I think it may be the altitude there in the "mile high" city. Lack of oxygen makes you do really stupid things....you don't believe me?....look at Nancy Pelosi because Bush has been denying her oxygen for many years now!!..it's a secret plot hatched by Karl Rove and if it works, he will try it on Howard Dean, Ted (Fatty)Kennedy, and selected other Dims!!! :)
Italian rednecks. Their names are all Italian! And a father and son combo at that......