typical email joke with a "insert place here" "insert person here"
i've seen sililar with both clintons, both bushes, rove, gingrich, dole, etc..
i think the original was..
ok, you're a massachusets sen, and the car you were driving just went off a pier with a young girl in it. you watch as the car fills with water and she begins to drown, you could be out there saving her or you could sit on the beach, making up an alibi and getting even more drunk.
the question is..
what kind of scotch should you drink?
this joke brought to you by the same classy people that stole the linens off airforce one and ripped all the w's off the computer keyboards.