No, just the fantasy that you used to be an ape.
I see. So you were just pretending that your criteria for judging the validity of a scientific theory is that it's has been "proven". Your actual criteria seems to be that any theory that makes Deb uncomfortable, or conflicts with her religion, is invalid (or "a joke").
Fine if it works for you, but in it's very nature such a criteria can only work for you. It falls a bit short in the area of general applicability.
You still are an ape.