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To: bmwcyle
I always keep my laptop handly to lauch.

I wear wood-soled clogs when I fly because I think they'd make a good club. And I always carry a metal pen with me, in case I have to stick it in a terrorists eye or something.

LQ

13 posted on 09/08/2005 7:19:53 AM PDT by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: LizardQueen

Good thinking LQ.


51 posted on 09/08/2005 8:17:59 AM PDT by johnny7 (“And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”)
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To: LizardQueen
I always carry a metal pen with me, in case I have to stick it in a terrorists eye or something.

That could get quite messy. There is a capillary bed behind the eyeball that would produce copious amounts of blood. Be sure to bring plenty of Handy Wipes if you plan to use this technique

68 posted on 09/09/2005 3:54:51 AM PDT by Gordon Pym
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