Bush To Blame For Dinosaur Extinctions

Mens News Daily column ^ | September 5th, 2005 | Gunny Bob Newman

[ajolympian2004]

Bob Newman, a decorated, retired US Marine, is host of the “Gunny Bob Show” on Newsradio 850 KOA in Denver, and host of “Inhuman Newman’s Anger-Management Hour” on 630 KHOW, also in Denver. His “Global Positioning Statement,” a daily insider’s update on the war on terror, is carried by various Clear Channel radio stations from coast to coast. A ground-combat veteran, he is the director of international security & counterterrorism services for The GeoScope Group and is the military science & terrorism columnist for The Denver Daily News. He can be reached at bobnewman@clearchannel.com.

http://www.850koa.com/shows/newman.html

[daguberment]

Bush at fault again. Damn, this is sad. Is there anything that isn't his fault?

[martinidon]

yep, didn't they uncover all of the dinosaurs Bush killed on his Crawford ranch!

[SandRat]

Now Look!!!!

Just because Texans like BBQ is no reason to blame GW for the Dinosaurs extinction. I mean really,.... it was just a SMALL Texas BBQ.

[Deo volente]

"The remarkably wealthy and obese Moore, who makes more money during lunch than most Americans make in a month"




He also eats more during lunch than most Americans do in a month!

[metmom]

Yeah, ANYTHING good that happens. You can be sure Bush isn't behind that. /sarcasm

[CommieCutter]

Dear Mr. Lard, If you would practice what you preach you would immediately take half your wealth and divide it among all the memebers of your fan-club (im sure you have one, the 13% who blame Bush), since they are the ones who made you what you are by purchasing your books,and movies while you sit around and get fat being a capitalist.

[pcottraux]

Michael Moore's blaming Bush for his own extinction?

[DakotaRed]

Yes, a booming economy!

[Chena]

BUMP!!!!!

[MozartLover]

Bullseye.

Thanks. Great read.

[uglybiker]

Bush killed all the dinosaurs and turned 'em into oil!

It's all about the OIL!

[Rocky]

What a great read! This guy is spot on.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Moore is a pathetic loser who after the election was won by Bush, suddenly was wearing business suits.

And when Bush was recently found to be very well fit by his doctors, Moore checked his fat ass into a fat farm.

I think Moore is actually in homosexual love with Bush, and is frustrated that it will never happen between. That is why Moore is so bitter and vindictive.

[docman57]

George W. Bush....beware this man and his god like powers..
he brings war, tsunami's, hurricanes, plague's, famines, and every evil known to man. We must stop him before it is too late, or we shall all perish in flames!! AAAAAAAAaaaaaahh!!!! Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh My!

[dfwgator]

I blame Bush for my Detroit Lions having never won a Superbowl.

[OmegaMan]

I didn't think Bush believed in dinosaurs.

Bush was slow, and FEMA is a joke, but the American people aren't blaming him. They know he doesn't control the weather. Don't sweat it.

[DTogo]

Shout it from the mountain tops:

Oh, and Kennedy the environmentalist doesn’t want sea-based electricity-generating windmills off his family’s Hyannisport compound because they would obstruct the view and cause him to have to turn his yacht more often.

[.cnI redruM]

Hey, you know why Gilligan died. Bush left him on that island when it was only supposed to be a 3 hour tour.

[moog]

I've seem old M and M's DVD selling for 5 bucks.