Well, maybe not my BEST shot, but he should get the point:
Although I usually enjoy your reporting, I must say your Katrina coverage has been deplorable. Since I have been listening to you via sat-radio, I can’t see that it is indeed you that has actually been reporting. Have they switched you out with some lying, hysterical, ill-informed ingrate? Should I ask Governor Blanco to call out the National Guard? No wait… skip that… Should I email President Bush and have CNN declared in a state of Insurrection so we can get the National Guard there? Please let me know where you are located, Mr. Cafferty and I will see if I can get you some food and water dropped in case the Nogginless was the one that managed your lockdown in whatever closet CNN has locked you.
Sincerely,
A very concerned fan
Escellent, and it is likely your first and "LAST" email the the Cafferty idiot. :)