"The ALLAH is made up of three separate cylinders (see Figure 1.1). The two paired cylinders called the corpora cavernosa make up the majority of the bulk and the erectile functioning of the ALLAH. Both these cylinders actually communicate with each other for approximately three-quarters of their length through small holes between the cylinders. (This is why ALLAH injections are applied into only one shaft or cylinder of the ALLAH.) As the ALLAH approaches the body, these two cylinders split and are anchored to the pelvic bone by a tough membrane."
Gotta love those 13th century script kiddies.
Say hello to Rushdie in the safehouse martin. :)
At least they used a synonym.