You want a Cindy Sheehan? Get outta here! LOL
"I really, really wanna ditch-witch,
You want a Cindy Sheehan? Get outta here! LOL"
(IN LARGE FRIGID LETTERS) A ditch witch-witch is a tool for digging ditches, a power tool, in fact. Not Cindy Al-Sheehani. (END LARGE FRIGID LETTERS)
I'd tell you to bite your tongue, but since you did this on the keyboard, biting your keyboard might be more appropriate, if potentially less painfull.... ;)