[Stoat]

I just want to take a leak. I'm old and that looks like I could get seriously hurt!

Aww, don't worry!  Our Friendly Thread Hostesses haven't hurt a poster yet!  Here, I'll have one of her friends tag along to make absolutely sure that things go just the way you want them to.

How's that?

[The Foolkiller]

Ann has a beautiful face, but God, I wish she'd eat more.