You see, it's about 500 feet long by 12 feet wide and in a LOT better shape than the county road, which isn't any bigger in many places. So what do people do but "get lost" heading down my driveway. It happens about three or four times a week. I've got just the ticket.
That 12' driveway needs a double yellow stripe right down the middle, with a sign at the top saying NO WAY.
If they're gonna be confused, it might as well be total. OTOH, I'll bet a good many will run off the right side of the road trying to stay off the line.
Oh well, maybe it's a good thing I'm not rich or I'd be truly dangerous. Ya here that Meester Rockyfeller?
>>>Ya here that Meester Rockyfeller?
ROFL!
Post this sign at your entrance:
Toll Road!
$11.37
MUST HAVE EXACT CHANGE!
Bump to finish later and a bit PING to an excellent interview.
I was gonna bump yer "NO WAY" to the top, but I bent my pinger back on #17!!! You got a splint fer it??? Ace bandage??? Ask Saint Mary_Okie, please? (yer wife, silly)