Katrina vs. Halliburton: Yes, blame Bush

Lone Star Times ^ | 9/6/05 | Jeremy Weidenhof

[misterrob]

Jeez, a company that employs well over 100K people world wide and all they do is get dumped on.

[TexasCajun]

I wonder if Mayor Nagin owns Halliburton stock?

[Deb]

It breaks my heart how the trash on the Left have demonized this incredible company.

[ncountylee]

"Parental notification is bad."

Jeremy Weidenhof

[The_Victor]

Halliburton < / amplified whisper >

[WoodstockCat]

Didn't you know Halliburton had a hurricane steering machine?

sshhh....don't tell Kos.

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

If John Edwards and John Kerry can heal people why can't Bush cause Hurricanes?

[Maumee]

All I hear is hate, hate, hate, whine,moan, whimper,Bush's fault, gimme, gimme, gimme! In about a week we will all be sick of this same old mantra of the left and sympathy for these people will be running pretty low.

[clintonh8r]

...and I'll bet "disadvantaged" contractors weren't given an opportunity to bid.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[mnehring]

[Fierce Allegiance]

The subsidiary, Kellogg, Brown & Root Services Inc. of Arlington, Va., was awarded the competitive bid contract last July

So they were the low bidder. That means they are the cheapest qualified contractor. They are saving us money over the next choice. This is a good thing! GO KBR!!

[TET1968]

Haliburton is one of the few companies qualified to rebuild a city...I hope they get the entire contract.

[Edgerunner]

I don't wanna stay tuned to their lunacy...

[farlander]

Darn you beat me to it.

I'm amased there hasn't been yet "George Bush created the hurricane so that Halliburton would get more money out of their ill-gotten contract"

... and here's your tin-foil hat ...

[ravingnutter]

Seen on the anti-Bush sites:

The Anti-Christ Bush and his Illuminati gang were playing the evil HAARP, because he knew Cindy Sheehan's movement was gaining ground and he had to knock her out of the news. He also created the hurricane to drive up oil prices and reap billions in reconstruction contracts for his buddies at Halliburton. Did you know that Halliburton hired Joe Allbaugh, FEMA's former director as a lobbyist last March? It's true! Bush was even quoted as saying "It's as if the entire Gulf Coast were obliterated by the worst weapon you could imagine!" Bush declared the area a disaster BEFORE the hurricane hit...therefore, BUSH KNEW!

Now, excuse me while I go take a shower...I feel like I've been wading in New Orleans flood water.

[CommieCutter]

This is absolute proof of the Bush weather machine. We must find this machine of destruction and destroy it!!!

[pookie18]

This is absolute proof of the Bush weather machine. We must find this machine of destruction and destroy it!!!

His weather machine was just the tip of the iceberg, but not unexpected with this background...

[Montfort]

Here's another potential crackpot conspiracy theory. I am good at dreaming these up, since I wrote a novel about conspiracies and had to research conspiracy theory literature for my book. I know how the crackpots think.

The evil Republicans steered the weather machine so that would create a hurricane that would cause the levees to break in New Orleans. They knew that the LA and local government would not do an effective evacuation, and that looters and thugs would cause mayhem and death and misery.

They intentionally refrained from shooting looters so that the lawlessness would outrage the American public and we would demand that in the future the Federal government parachute in regular military with orders to take no prisoners and brook no dissent. In short, they arranged all this so that in the future we would not only tolerate authoritarian brutality. We would demand it.

Heck, I hope no lurking DUmmies see this, or they might think it is true.