Everybody else knew he was coming today, where the hell was she? You know how I heard it? Because I saw this exchange between a Fox News reporter and the Mayor of Baton Rouge:
Mayor: John Travolta will be coming today to visit the relief shelters...
Reporter: Yes, and I understand you have another important visitor coming tomorrow?
Mayor: (looking positively giddy) Oh yes! Oprah! Oprah will be here...
Reporter: (looking embarrassed for him) Um...I meant... isn't the President coming in tomorrow?
Mayor: (somewhat deflated) Oh yes. Yes, the President will be here.
Amazing