[dfrussell]

IHD: "Pleased to be helping you, Hello."

C: "My new computer won't start."

IHD: "Reinstalling your C compiler, fix the problem will."

C: "Ahhh.... and how can I do that if it won't start?"

I suppose there are some who are competent, but if even half of them were were, companies wouldn't be trying to give them a mid-western "accent".

[DeeOhGee]

My favorite was always:

Me: "This modem won't work."

Answer: "Have you tried our on-line support?"