I'd have stood on the pier singing The Ballad Of Gilligan's Island.
I noticed Penn never answered the bystander's question.
He was trying to decide if he should join in on the chorus.
LOL, I despise him, but can commiserate with him. I've been in situations a time or two where I did something boneheaded and all the while a bunch of smartarse spectators watched and enjoyed my stupidity.
"I noticed Penn never answered the bystander's question."
While he is clueless, he has no answer!