IRANIAN CABINET IN DETAIL AND PICTURES: an educated observation: Alan Peters

Alan Peters | 09/04/05 | Alan Peters

[RaceBannon]

Shown below are the Cabinet of Ministers of the new Iranian President - Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad - who some have started calling "Ahmaghi"- Nejad. ("Ahmagh" means "idiot"). Sadly, as an article I am writing will show, he is not stupid at all but cunningly a menace to the survival of the civilized world as we know it. If we don't stop him. And stop him hard.

Starting from left to right at the top row of the photos below and so on, here are the translations of the names and titles of the scruffy, uncouth, seemingly unwashed hardliners, murderers and some "idiots without experience of government", that he has selected to rule Iran as government Ministers.

1.1. Mohamad Reza Zahedi - Science, Research & Technology (HIgher Education) 1.2. Ali Reza Tahmassebi - Industries 1.3. Mohammad Soleimani - Communications

2.1. Ali Saeedlou - Petroleum 2.2. Mohammad Saeedi-Kia - Housing 2.3. Mohammad Rahmati - HIghways & Transportation

3.1. Mostafa Pour-Mohammadi - Interior 3.2. Mostafa Mohammad Najjar - Defense 3.3. Manouchehr Mottaki - Foreign Affairs

4.1. Mohammad Hossein Saffar-Herandi - Islamic Culture and Education 4.2. Mehdi Hashemi - Welfare 4.3. Seyed Parviz Fattah - Energy

5.1. A. Mohsseini Azhdai - Information 5.2. Mohammad Reza Eskandari - Agriculture 5.3. Davoud Danesh-Jaafari - Commerce & Treasury

6.1. Kamran Bagheri Lankarani - Sanitation & Health 6.2. Ali Akbar Ashaari - Education 6.3. Ali rexa Ali-Ahmadi - Co-operatives

[RaceBannon]

Shown below are the Cabinet of Ministers of the new Iranian President - Mahmoud Ahmadi-Nejad - who some have started calling "Ahmaghi"- Nejad. ("Ahmagh" means "idiot"). Sadly, as an article I am writing will show, he is not stupid at all but cunningly a menace to the survival of the civilized world as we know it. If we don't stop him. And stop him hard.

Starting from left to right at the top row of the photos below and so on, here are the translations of the names and titles of the scruffy, uncouth, seemingly unwashed hardliners, murderers and some "idiots without experience of government", that he has selected to rule Iran as government Ministers.

1.1. Mohamad Reza Zahedi - Science, Research & Technology (HIgher Education) 1.2. Ali Reza Tahmassebi - Industries 1.3. Mohammad Soleimani - Communications

2.1. Ali Saeedlou - Petroleum 2.2. Mohammad Saeedi-Kia - Housing 2.3. Mohammad Rahmati - HIghways & Transportation

3.1. Mostafa Pour-Mohammadi - Interior 3.2. Mostafa Mohammad Najjar - Defense 3.3. Manouchehr Mottaki - Foreign Affairs

4.1. Mohammad Hossein Saffar-Herandi - Islamic Culture and Education 4.2. Mehdi Hashemi - Welfare 4.3. Seyed Parviz Fattah - Energy

5.1. A. Mohsseini Azhdai - Information 5.2. Mohammad Reza Eskandari - Agriculture 5.3. Davoud Danesh-Jaafari - Commerce & Treasury

6.1. Kamran Bagheri Lankarani - Sanitation & Health 6.2. Ali Akbar Ashaari - Education 6.3. Ali rexa Ali-Ahmadi - Co-operatives

[RaceBannon]

Ahmadi-Nejad's Cabinet of Ministers

(The two line, large Persian font poem below

describes the Cabinet Ministers shown below as:)

"Your aroma is like jasmine, your face is beautiful, beautiful as the moon

Looking at you is like looking at the (beautiful and majestic) sun and smelling you is like smelling the aroma of the musk. "

(Eyes of the beholder? Good Grief!)

HERE is the complete new Iranian Government in their best formal attire in a group photo with Supreme Ruler (for now) Ali Khamnei the front center cleric.

And to complete the picture, here is what the Cabinet looks like without their adopted, deceiving "human" form

[RaceBannon]

mega bump

[tet68]

Such nice boys, anybody seen my watch?
And my car? Where is my CAR!?

[RaceBannon]

CAR heck, how about a MOAB?!?

[Fred Nerks]

Each one looks like they won an ugly contest.

[festus]

So how is the Iran cabinet different from the China cabinet ?

(sorry couldn't resist).

[nuconvert]

That is the scariest group of murdering, sadistic, child molesting sob's I've ever seen. Some should be genetically tested to determine if they are truly of the human race.

[RaceBannon]

Just their location scares me, their ideology

I mean, most democrats scare me more around here, like Boxer or Fienstein!

[tet68]

CAR heck, how about a MOAB?!?



But they are such NICE boys!
Just look at those shining faces!
Certainly their having an atomic bomb is no threat
to the neighborhood.
/sarc.

[ncountylee]

Some of thse honkers must have been Photo Shopped!

[ncountylee]

Allah was not kind!

[AdmSmith]

Don't you see the Monty Python humor in these pictures! ;-)

[RaceBannon]

Now, THAT'S Funny!

[AdmSmith]

Try this for your own picture http://www.axlrosen.net/warp/warp-large.html

[AdmSmith]

or these pictures of ObL http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blosamawarp.htm

[RaceBannon]

I could never pass for an Iranian without that nose...

[RaceBannon]

I could never pass for an Iranian without that nose...

[RaceBannon]

Ya know, Sean Penn just might have Iranian Blood in him! Just look at that Schnozz!