"Actors should be treated like cattle."
-Alfred Hitchcock
Posted on 09/04/2005 3:34:56 PM PDT by veronica
Maybe it was bob denver aka Gilligan.
Like his movie career.
Didn't exactly go according to the script, huh?
Dumb ass movie starlet-harlots.
Way to funny... Madonna's lucky she's not around cause he woulda had to come home drunk and bitch slapped her for his idiocy and shortcommings! LOL..
At Rove's direction.
Now listen, the boys in the sewer, there, when we get upset we got a little motto...
A little saying that gives us comfort in time of need. Maybe I can pass it on to you. May I favor you with this little ode?
"When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat.
Don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float."
Edward L. Norton (Underground Sanitation Expert)
New York City Department of Sanitation
Good one FR.
Hey, it wasn't the plug in the boat that sank it ... it was Sean Penn kissing ass to Saddam and Rafsanjani.
Who will save Sean? We need to mount a rescue effort and bring in choppers to pull him and his entourage out of the floodwaters. Make sure Wolfe Blitzzzz covers this from his special headquarters.
Awfully GOOD to see you! You've been missed! :)
Is this from the Onion? I do so hope it is true though, because he is a complete idiot in my book!
How poetic! This is so classic!
Penn is setting up for a run at Mayor of New Orleans. He just needs to do a few more stupid things and he'll overtake Nagin.
"Actors should be treated like cattle."
-Alfred Hitchcock
Monsieur Penn eez lookeeng vahree Frainch een zat photo-grahf, eh? Glahd jou cood hailp, mah goood fen! Too bahd yoor seely boht eez seenkeeng! Jou ahss hole!
He don't plant cotton, he don't plant taters
If he capsizes, he's food for 'gators
But ole man SeanPenn, he jes keeps floatin' along
Tote that boat
Scoop that bail
Hoist that jacket
To make a sail
Oh, I gets weary and sick of lookin'
At his play-actin' as Captain Hook-in
But ole SeanPenn, he jes keeps floatin' along
Leni
"...the actor replied: "Whatever I can do to help."
Hmm, well how bout' buying yourself a one-way ticket back to Iran?
haha, I thought I was the only one who noticed the dog being dragged along the ground. Real nice..ha. Geraldo means well enough I guess. ;)
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