This stinks. This really stinks. I guess the HeraldSun doesn't have spell-check.
Anyhow, who in their right mind would pay for this?...?
Hey, you people, "Shut Up and Sing" (Laura Ingraham)
Womyn and,er,ahh,...Womyn.... Presenting...FRUIT...OF...THE...LOOOON!!!
Fruit of the Loon C and TM of Flora McDonald, we thank you and love you.
Chapel Hill and Carrboro are the San Francisco/Castro district of North Carolina. There will be lots of earnest socialists available.