We could find a Black conservative Judge and ask her if she would do us a favor and change her religious preference to Jewish. She does not have to change her eating habits, but I could show her how to make a mean Chicken and Matzoh ball soup that she could tell everyone was Chicken and Dumplings. It has worked for me when I have served it to real southern Country Folk.
OMG..ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! I should have done that with my ex bf. He wouldn't go near the soup.
Now that's a good one.