"Don't tell Geraldo or Shep about this cannabalism. They'll throw themselves off that bridge (after making sure the cameras are trained on them)."
I have never seen such preposterous melodramatics from putative journalists in my life.
They should both be fired.
It's not like they'd be hard to replace. The world is full of hysteric twelve year old girls.
Geraldo outdid Shep. He deserves an oscar. I'm still angry about Shep downplaying the situation in the immediate aftermath.