One of two things will happen to this kid.
He will be offered a job by Greyhound or he will be arrested for grand larceny, at the request of the school board.
"He will be offered a job by Greyhound or he will be arrested for grand larceny, at the request of the school board."
He gets arrested, I'm coming up with money for his legal defense fund. I think the kid should become the next Mayor of New Orleans.