[Tax-chick]

I'm not convinced it isn't "The Onion" or "Scrappleface," recycled by a credulous "journalist" somewhere. This is just too much:

“Ms. Sheehan has lost a child in this war,” said Sheen. “That’s too high a price to pay. As commander-in-chief, I’m ordering an immediate halt to all offensive action. The troops are coming home. Until we can figure out a way to fight a war where no one is killed, they’re staying home.”

[John Semmens]

Semi-News is a spoof site--like The Onion & Scrappleface.