[SALChamps03]

Nope, I am not obsessed. I am merely engaged in a debate about your unwillingness to let it go.

[Wampus SC]

"Nope, I am not obsessed."

Good golly Miss Molly. I say you're not obsessed, and you reply with "Nope, I'm not obsessed". Attempting to disagree, you agree.

(Folks - remember that essay on the Twelve Steps of Troll Degeneration? One of the final stages in the deterioration was "argues with itself and loses both sides of the argument". I think this specimen sets a world record for reaching that stage so quickly.)