[Txshep]

BUT WAIT! THERE'S HOPE!

TEDDY KENNEDY, along with several cases of Blended Scotch is planning to show up with other notable singers such as Charley Rangel (hymns), Robert Byrd (to part the waters), Maxi-Pad Waters (to "your verb here") and Arianna Huffington (also to part the waters).

Kennedy has a choice of these close to home favorites:

Bridge, On the Bridge, At the Bridge, From the Bridge, To the Bridge, Bridges, London Bridge, Bridge 1, Bridge 2, Up on the Bridge, Chelsea Bridge, Under the Bridge, Bridgeton, Bridgette, G.W. Bridge, My Bridge, No Bridge, T.P. on the Bridge 1, Low Bridge, Bridge of Sighs, Bridge of Love, Bridge to 'Bama, Bridge View, Bridge Work, Tollbridge, Bay Bridge, Boy on the Bridge, Bridge Mix, Bridge of Air, Bridge of God, Bridge of Gor, Bridge One, Bridge Out, Bridge Six, Bridge the Gap, Bridge to the Sun, Bridge Two, Bridge, No. 3, Bridge, No. 4, Bridge, No. 5, Bridge, No. 6, Bridge, No. 7, Bridge, No. 8, Bridgecage, Bridgeless, Bridgeport, Bridgetown, Fox on the Bridge, Off the Bridge, Old Bridge, Our Bridge, Owl and the Bridge, Pin Bridge, SFX-The Bridge, Sun Bridge, Bridge (Envy), Bridge 2001, Bridge Blue, Bridge Call, Bridge Five, Bridge Four, Bridge from Eden, Bridge from Fear, Bridge Game, Bridge Head, Bridge of Fate, Bridge of Fire, Bridge of Hope, Bridge of Life, Bridge of the Gods, Bridge on Fire, Bridge to Alba, Bridge to Burn, Bridge to Hope

Get your tickets now!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I heard Kennedy has a plan to help. First, build a wooden bridge beside the dike and hire stunt drivers to fill the hole with upside down Oldsmobiles. Female intern passengers would monitor all progress from the vehicles. He claims it would work as he has experience in such matters.