[joem15]

Sounds Good. Where are you going to divert it to?

[LonePalm]

It would divert itself if we weren't keeping it where it is.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[subterfuge]

A geologist friend of mine says the Mississippi River has been trying to change coarse for the last 50 years. He says that the levees merely "convince" it to go where we want it to go.