Here in NY we have
Niagara
Mohawk
Canadagua
Seneca
Syracuse
Cayuga
Keuka
Irodiquoit
Chitaqua
Onondaga
Allegany
Cattaraugus
Chemung
Chenango
Erie
Genesee
Onida
Noterio
Oswego
Saratoga
Schenectady
Schoharie
Tioga
Wyoming
Ithaca
Apalachia
Canaseraga
Canastota
Cassadaga
Cattaraugus
Chappaqua
Chateaugay
Cheektowaga
Cincinnatus
Cohocton
Conesus
Copiague
Coxsackie
Cutchogue
Gowanda
Hauppauge
Indian Lake
Katonah
Lackawanna
Machias
Mahopac
Massapequa
Niskayuna
Odessa
Otego
Owego
Owasco
Palmyra
Patchogue
Poughkeepsie
Poughquag
Quogue
Saranac
Savona
Schaghticoke
Schodak
Shawangunk
Ticonderoga
Tuckahoe
Unadilla
Utica
Wantagh
Wawayanda
And many of these towns have indian mascots. Lets just rename every town in NY. If we haven't wipe out the indians enough already this should finally remove all traces of their previous existance.
When we lived there there was a joke about Herkimer, NY.
It went something like this:
Herkimer was the a**hole of NY state.
and Utica was 10 miles up it.
Well, if you lived there it was funny.