"I would burn down my home, sell the dirt of the entire lot to a depth of 30ft and then fill the lot trench with toxic waste."
I would hide 5 small bottles of mercury, tell them I hid 8, then watch them go nuts trying to find the other 3 before they could demolish the house.
Not bad. How about a lawsuit claiming the area is a "wetland" and they can't build development on it? The bad side effect is that the property values go to zero.
"I would hide 5 small bottles of mercury, tell them I hid 8, then watch them go nuts trying to find the other 3 before they could demolish the house."
I thought of the same thing, but instead, I would call the EPA, OSHA and the local eco nutcases before that happened. Add lots of mutated three legged, two headed frogs for good measure. They are easy to make.....
Then again, perhaps salting the area with the latest darling of the eco nutcases not usually found in the area (the big breasted warbling buttmunch?) and scream that this is their nesting site, and you have been watching them for years. That would tie them up in red tape for quite a while.