Boy do I remember the 1979 gasoline shortage! Long lines, high prices, short tempers, and Jimmy Carter as our Tnediserp. But it had its silver lining: I told my girlfriend that trips to the beach, restaurants, or anything requiring the use of motor fuel had to be ruled out for the sake of conservation.
There was nothing left to do but vastly increase the amount of time spent in the bedroom. Don't start the car, start the ol' whoopee machine!
"There was nothing left to do but vastly increase the amount of time spent in the bedroom."
DUDE, that is soooo hippy.
That won't work for me. I use a lot of oil there too...