You're not real...this is a gag, right? Gotta admit, you had me going there! Good one!
If you can't see the wisdom and truth in what I wrote,
then
I don't think I can help you a shred.
You will meet some . . . hard, sobering, challenging, difficult object lessons in life which will TRY very hard to drive home deeper truths and realities to you.
I'm skeptical you'll learn anything then either.
I think your priorities and understandings about life are terribly, grossly lacking. Perhaps it was your school system.