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To: FeeinTennessee

The Blue Angels should buzz their protest site a few times. That would get them scattering like little ants. Oh by the way, the Blue Angels are awesome.


39 posted on 08/30/2005 9:03:01 AM PDT by sydbas
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To: sydbas

What a GREAT idea!!!

Step 1: Inform conservative counterprotestors of plan to buzz. Set up time.

Step 2: Three hours before buzz, disable portapotties at Liberal protest site.

Step 3: At two minutes to predetermined buzz time, have confrontational spike in protest activity to draw attention of liberal protestors. Two minutes was chosen to fit mean attention span of liberal protesters in minutes. Have George W. Bush or Dick Cheney lookalike (wearing kevlar vest, of course) make appearance to be sure no libs are ignoring activity. For special effect, obtain black SUV's and limos. Black helicopters would also be good, but we don't want them to flee in terror. IMPORTANT: COUNTERPROTEST SHOULD FORCE ALL LIBERALS TO LEAVE THEIR SIX UNGUARDED AND UNOBSERVED.

Step 4: ALL BLUE ANGELS APPROACH FROM LIBERAL SIX POSITION AT FULL AFTERBURNER, AT MACH 1.5 AND AN ALTITUDE OF 25 FEET. They are the Blue Angels...they can do this...:)

Step 5: At 5 seconds to supersonic flyover, all convervative protestors hit the dirt and clap hands over their ears. This will freeze the Liberals in position as they wonder what is going on.

Step 6: Have Maine State Police enforce Dog laws by making Liberals clean up doody deposited on the ground.



46 posted on 08/30/2005 11:03:08 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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