"50,000 bare-breasted virgins vied to become the king of Swaziland's 13th wife."
This thirteenth wife must be something special to have 50,000 bare breasted virgins wanting to become her king.
Gee, wonder what he missed in wife #12?
If one were to extrapolate the timeline required to examine 50,000 X 2 breasts with the median being, let's say 5 minutes per breast, how long would it take for this "king", "chief", "ruler",to make his choice?
The continent of Africa keeps getting darker.