Delayed my response - had to wipe tears from my eyes.
From Fast Times at Ridgemont High
[After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car.]
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna sh*t!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna sh*t or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna sh*t, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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One of my favorite exchanges....
In times like these, you need to be able to laugh...