Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: don-o
Lord help these poor folks!

The good Lord provided plenty of information and plenty of help. These people chose to ignore it.

May the Lord help the children of these idiots who were put in harms way.

2,300 posted on 08/29/2005 8:38:39 AM PDT by ladyjane
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2070 | View Replies ]


To: ladyjane
The good Lord provided plenty of information and plenty of help.

And lets thank him for forgiving us so often for being stupid.

2,315 posted on 08/29/2005 8:40:38 AM PDT by Raycpa
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2300 | View Replies ]

To: ladyjane

ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! This is an oldie but goodie, and unfortunately very appropriate...

A very religous old man lived just downhill of a big dam. One winter, after heavy rains, he got a knock at the door.

When he answered the door, there was a policeman in a raincoat. "I'm here to tell you the dam's in danger of bursting" he said. "If you want to leave, you have time to do so."

"No, thank you." said the old man. "My Lord God will save me."

"Okay," said the Policeman..."suit yourself!" and he left.

The next day, there was a knock on his door. When he answered the door, there was a Fireman dressed in flood-gear...down at the bottom of where his driveway used to be was a boat.

"I'm here to tell you that the dam has burst. It will soon take over your home. Please take some clothes and come with me!" He said.

"No, thank you" said the old man..."I've prayed to my Lord God, and he will save me!!"

The fireman shook his head and said "Suit yourself!!" and he left.

The next day the flood waters had taken over his home and he was stranded on the roof.

Soon, a helicopter came by, and a Rescuer shouted through the open door "Give me your hand!! We'll get you out of here!!!"

"No!!" replied the old man...."My faith in my Lord God will rescue me!!"

"Suit yourself!!" said the Rescuer, and he flew away.

The next day, the old man drowned.

At the pearly gates, he met up the the Almighty. "My Lord God....I have always tried to be a good Christian!!! I prayed and prayed for you to rescue me, and I died anyway!! Why!!???"

The Almight answered in a booming voice: "HEY!!! I SENT YOU A POLICEMAN, A BOAT AND A HELICOPTER!!! WHAT MORE DID YOU WANT!!!??"





2,338 posted on 08/29/2005 8:42:48 AM PDT by Hand em their arse
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2300 | View Replies ]

To: ladyjane
The good Lord provided plenty of information and plenty of help.

Hope you never find yourself in trouble because of bad choices

3,038 posted on 08/29/2005 10:10:59 AM PDT by don-o (Don't be a Freeploader. Do the right thing and become a Monthly Donor!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2300 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson