[Sidebar Moderator]

Of course you can, if you wish. We can even waive the hat check charge. Just don't tell the Admin Moderator.

[Admin Moderator]

You got it, your secret is safe.

[Chena]

Hey, Admin Moderator? Sidebar M. said that I can wear the Dunce hat and I don't even have to pay the hat check charge. Ooooops, psssssst, sorry, Sidebar Moderator. Guess I have to wear the hat AND sit in that stupid little chair in the corner too, huh? Please don't tell my mom. ;)