Add a note to your "bachelor cuisine bookmark". Step AWAY from the TOASTER and be prepared for the cinnamon toast to launch itself in a horizontal direction. Actually this can be prevented if (1) you slowly release the thing-a-ma-bob before it springs, and (2) only prepare toast when sober.
Oh hell, tryin to catch 'em in midair w/the tasty side up'd be half the fun !
Ever tried grape races in the microwave ??