Golly. Why would the National Guard need to be called in? You aren't worried that your fellow Bush victims might engage in a little post-Katrina looting are you?
The national guard is rumored to have experimental anti-hurricane weapons. The only problem is they were developed by evil military contractors, so a lot of folks get queasy at the thought of using them.
The national guard is rumored to have experimental anti-hurricane weapons. The only problem is they were developed by evil military contractors, so a lot of folks get queasy at the thought of using them.