...the Garden of Eden - "an amazing place where animals were not ripping each other apart and devouring each other".
Dang, we had it good back then. That Eve...what a bitch, huh? She messed it up for all of us!
Everybody in the world, their cute kittens, their puppy dogs, every bird and every worm, (but not necessarily every amoeba) has to die because two people ate one fruit. Such a just and loving deal!