Take your snide remarks about my Pope and place them somewhere the Sun will not find. If you are supposed to represent Protestant Christianity, then may God have mercy upon you. I seem to recall it was Jesus who said "Judge not, lest ye be judged," and Spanky, you're more judgmental than the Pharisees were.
I'll light a candle for your soul at St. Mary's....and say a prayer that you can understand what Christ was about. I'll also pray that your bigotry against non-literalists will be healed and you will have some peace in your heart.
Evolution is a LIE, pray about that one while you are at it.