I remember when a San Diego station sent a reporter miles and miles into Mexico to report 'live' on a hurricane / major storm. Anything to do the Dan Rather "tied to a lamp post" coverage. "It's windy! It's raining! I'm losing my hairpiece! Back to you in the studio."
All we need is Geraldo sporting his hairy chest and the trifecta will be complete.
He was not a happy camper.