Well if you don't want to read about and adventure with Frito, Goodgulf, Moxie, and Pepsi, it is your lost. You had your chance.
well, yeah, i had my chance. i have always loved tolkien and can't STAND to see him parodied...he and c.s. lewis are my literary and spiritual HEROES (particularly lewis)...don't get me wrong...i enjoy a good joke as much as anyone, but i just don't want the the unlikely hero of frodo or the strength and wisdom of gandalf mocked...can't stand it...
thanks for the tip though:>