California attorney general wants warning label on fries, chips

AP ^ | 8/26/5 | TIM MOLLOY

[Hilltop]

Only if illegal aliens are found to be carrying fries in the emergency room, getting a drivers license or applying for a home mortgage without a credit check. Then, Lockyear will come down hard on the snack toting illegal, I'm quite confident.

[freekitty]

Why don't we put a label warning on lawyers, etc.?

[BurbankKarl]

He needs a warning on the girl in his office he knocked up.

[HitmanLV]

My fave fast food burger! In & Out RULES!

[RJS1950]

ESAD you food nazis. When it comes to eating "its my body, my life choice". That's a phrase you should understand.

[sono]

Next, they'll be putting warning labels on C-SPAN.

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

He reminds me of Waxman around the nose.

He looks more like Barney Frank... I really think he has the same tendencies...

[Savage Beast]

We need a warning label on ALL food! Eat enough of ANYTHING and you'll get fat--and you know what that means!

What am I saying? These Leftist morons will take this seriously.

(They love rules and laws and labels. Then they disregard them and spend countless hours trying to get around them.

I spent the weekend at Stinson Beach (Calif.). I've never seen so many "No Dogs Allowed" signs, and I've never seen so many dogs on one beach.

Leftists are morons.)

[Savage Beast]

...but then, of course, if they weren't morons, they wouldn't be Leftists in the first place--except for the psychopaths who are their leaders.

[Torie]

My guild is res ipsa loquitur. I hope that helps.

[fat city]

This will fly until a study next year saying, french fries and chips prevent cancer.

[Ramius]

California is becoming a caricature of regulatory silliness.

For those of you that might smoke cigarettes and haven't yet rented a room in a california hotel... they do something that is just plain funny...

If you ask for a "smoking" room in your hotel they'll put you on the "smoking" floor of the hotel. On the "smoking" floor, there will be, without exception, an enormous sign right outside the elevators letting you know that "Substances (tobacco) known to the state of California to *cause* cancer may be present (tobacco smoke)".

Good grief...

[Disambiguator]

I think a warning label on beer containers would suffice.

"Warning: Beer Goggles!"

[freepatriot32]

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we should demand that a warning label be tatooed to this asshalfs forehead along the lines of WARNING: soviet politicians have been responcible for the deaths of over 100 million people since the late 1800's when karl marx (this sniveling beaurocrats personal jesus im sure)wrote his manifesto

If he isnt willing to put that on his forhead in red ink for all to see every time he has a press conference announcing some dem/soviet nannystate bulls**t like this then he needs to STFU and leave the american compamys alone then prefferably defect to bejing china where he would be much happier.

[chiefqc]

There should be warning labels as you enter Calif., “You are now entering the land of make-believe where nothing is what it seems and it leadership come from the planet xzalt on which there is no common sense allowed”.

[Yaelle]

This is a great sign that CA has no other legal problems. You see, I thought that giving illegal aliens protection and rights, and services, was a problem. I thought us having to pay for a high speed bullet train that will be using slow speed rail partway and cost billions more than the boondoggle idiots voted for was a problem too.

But I guess not. Potato chips must be our worst legal issue. Whew.

/s

[mrsmith]

“TRYING TO OPEN THIS PACKAGE MAY CAUSE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, STROKE, HEART PALPITATIONS OR DEPRESSION”
There’s the warning label that’s ‘needed’...

[bert]

For the good of America, every lawyer should have a red L tattooed on their forehead. Girl lawyers might have some flowers to adorn the L but it must be red.

America must be warned when they are speaking with or in the presence of a lawyer.

This applies also to conservative lawyers who fail to act to cleanse the cancer that permeates their profession