Swish's favorite color, after pink, is red.
So it's this way. Swish was strolling down the street and saw a photographer. Swish naturally assumed that, because s/he looked so smashing, the photog was interested in that funky new red nail polish. Goes very well with this, dontcha think?
"Tight slacks with bulges!"
Look below the -- ugh -- belt
"Tight slacks with bulges!"