LOL... Yes, you need to get a life!
Have you ever been a night life person? Or have you always been a sober hermit? There a millions of Americans who go out, have a few cocktails in socializing, and DRIVE home impaired! Are you now telling me publicly that all these people, every single day 366 days a year are all low life scum of the earth dastardly individuals because they drive impaired?
How the hell you think the cops get home when they stop for a few after their shift? Fly? By power beam??
Like I said...get a life.
Most skip the part about dissin' cops, getting pepper-sprayed, hauled to the drunk tank and six months probation.